FAQs --Existential Questions What's With the 1%? Are they Chosen?
What's With the 1%? Are they Chosen?
Q: I've heard that about 1% of the people (the ones that aren't included in the "We Are the 99%) think that they have been CHOSEN. Is that true? Is that why they do all the stuff they do? -- Doug from C Street
A: Short answer - yes.
NSA: Eons ago, the Big Guy told the Boss Down Below (pictured aka HMFIC) that he could have 1% of mankind. No questions asked. For centuries, the chosen included moneychangers, inquisitors, insane dictators, royal families and such. But now there are a lot more people in the world and the 1% is a lot bigger number. A few years BG added third-world warlords, drug cartels, and the people who guarded the Martians at Area 57. When the bankers and business men started working with the dictators, warlords and drug cartels to sell them weapons, computers, cell phones, video games, and money laundering services they said,
"Hey, why can't WE live like these guys?"
Oops, dumb thing to do, and they joined the chosen 1%, too.
To clarify, BG's 1% are not the exact same 1% as the 1% as in We Are the 99% (WATNN for short). Just the majority of them. 1% percent of the WATNN have huge, generous hearts, and are NOT included in the Big Guy's deal. Are we crisp on this?
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