Our new partnership with Evangelical Crossway America (EvCross America), they may become the second tax-exempt religious organization (after Acolytica) listed on a major stock market (with the ticker symbols EXW, EXWY, and EXWG (for Asian and European Markets )¹. Now, like members of Acolytica, the millions of EvCross America members and other investors will have the opportunity to Invest In Salvation². The primary difference is that although technically publicly available, Acolytica shares are sold¹ by invitation only.

¹ Note/disclaimer - Acolytica and Evangelical Crossway America are FICTITIOUS organizations, and as such investment discussions are also completely fictitious.

² An Investment in Salvation will never provide a financial return, but may (in some cases) help the investor attain Salvation at the time of the Harvest of Souls as taught by Reverend Perseus Cade of Acolytica and Most Reverend Fishman Tidings of Evangelical Crossway America.

Within the past few months, we have completed our acquisition and transition of Boulder-Springs Rosary East hospital to Harvest Guardian hospital. Medical services for all Acolyticans in the Boulder-Springs region will be provided on a sliding scale based on Levels of Attainment within the Church. In the case of requirements for very specialized treatment, Acolyticans with the Attainment of Acolyte and above will be flown to Boulder-Springs from any location in the world.

900 Guardian Boulevard

Boulder-Springs Colorado 80887-7154

[Editor's Note: This is an excerpt from a press release dated January 19, 20xx.]

Solace Creek Statesman, January 19, 20xx: Acolytican leader and Gleaner of Souls Perseus Cade announced today the startup of the last of twenty-seven satellites in the Acolytica ONE satellite network.  This satellite enables reception of Acolytica ONE in every country, on every square inch of the earth.  For truth, salvation, and entertainment, Acolytica ONE is the only entertainment network you will ever need.

FLPD/M-200901: Acolytes, Seekers, and Newmins please be advised that Fear Lock is now in place regarding Acolytica ONE.  All Acolyticans will be monitored for compliance.